Mensagens de Erro em Linux

Para quem pensar que os programadores não tem sentido de humor, então podem, entreter-se durante uns minutos com estas 189 mensagens de erro em Unix.

Das quais saliento algumas:

• ERROR: A really big FUCK UP has been detected !!
• “Keyboard not present, press any key”
• “PROGRAMMER GOOFED . . . YOU SHOULD NEVER SEE THIS MESSAGE”
• YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
• Man the Lifeboats! Women and children first!
• Sorry, I don’t know how to help in this situation.
• Maybe you should try asking a human?
• If all else fails, read the instructions.
• This can’t happen.
• A funny symbol that I can’t read has just been input.  Continue, and I’ll forget that it ever happened.
• I suspect you’ve forgotten a `}’, causing me to apply this control sequence to too much text. How can we recover? My plan is to forget the whole thing and hope for the best.
• Dimensions can be in units of em, ex, in, pt, pc, cm, mm, dd, cc, bp, or sp; but yours is a new one!
• You can’t do that in horizontal mode.
• “Hot Damn! You need more ram!”
• String literal too long (I let you have 512 characters, that’s 3 more than ANSI said I should)
• And the lord said, ‘lo, there shall only be case or default labels inside a switch statement’a typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program
• You can’t modify a constant, float upstream, win an argument with the IRS, or satisfy this compiler
• Can’t cast a void type to type void (because the ANSI spec. says so, that’s why)
• This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn’t wide enough to read this whole error message
• “I didn’t think this set of error conditions could ever happen”
• “Now deleting all files. Goodbye”
• “Hi Linda! We wondered how long it would take, for you to mess up this bad.”
• “Of all the commands available you picked the wrong one!”
• Error #1: Power supply not found”
• $ man overboard
  BUGS: No life raft
• (e muitos mais...)
  

Ao menos são mais divertidos que um simples ecrã azul. ;)